What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 22:11
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can supporters of gun control explain the purpose behind a gun registry?
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
No way
Does centrifugal force teach us about gravity?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics